Saturday, January 19, 2008

Acebest

IndestructoTank! In a grim and gritty nightmare future where ruthless AI controlled robotic planes of DEATH!!1! have reduced the Earth to a barren terrain where, no matter how far you drive, you always see THE SAME line of hills in the background, only one human has the courage to stand against our would be conquerors. Armed with an indestructable tank that can withstand anything except running out of gas, can you save us from the robotic hoards? Without any kind of bullets or missiles, you, YES YOU, must allow their rockets to blast you in to the air, where using you manoueverability, you can smash from one plane to another, building up a combo chain of carnage as you go.

This is basically more fun than is surely legal in a game like this. It takes about 3.65 seconds to pick up, and then is IndestructoFun all the way!

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Cursor*10. An extremely annoying and addictive game.

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Friday, April 20, 2007

An annoyingly addictive game which you shouldn't be playing when you've got ten minutes to get washed and dressed and packed because you're going away for the weekend.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

It's not just video games and films that are bad for your mental health...

Latest from the Stating the Bleeding Obvious Desk: Now it has been scientifically confirmed that the Good Book itself can incite people to go kill-crazy: New research sees correlation between violent bible passages and aggression. [via Fridgemagnet]. News that will not come as any surprise to the family members of doctors who were killed for performing abortions, or of servicemen buzzed by God Hates Fags morons.

It works in the same way as with violent games and movies. If a person is unhinged already then the Bible can encourage them to go on a rampage just as Fight Club or Half-Life could. So next time people want to ban anything that could warp their children's fragile little minds, let's just add the Bible to the bonfire.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

If you've not visited the Cave Story website and downloaded the game yet then do so now and we shall talk of my reward for directing you there later. A kidney perhaps. You can never go wrong with kidneys.

Ignore all the guff about translating, the Cave Story Deluxe Package will put it all in English for you.

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