Thursday, December 20, 2007
Brain-damaged pugilistic failure Ricky Hatton claims losing some piddling boxing fight has caused a spontaneous sex-change.
The 29-year-old – knocked out by Floyd Mayweather earlier this month – said: "I feel like a woman at the minute. I can’t stop crying. All that is missing is a pair of t*ts. I feel like my world has come to an end. It is going to take a while for me to get my head round it. Ultimately the biggest fight of my life was the biggest disappointment of my life."
Calm down dear, it's only a pointless and barbaric sport! Just marry a footballer and go on 'Celebrity Big Brother' to be racist at someone, that'll make you feel better.
Several papers are showing 'concern' over Chastity Bono's weight. They express this by printing pictures as she makes the cardinal mistake of appearing in public being larger than Posh Spice.
Meanwhile, no-one mentions the police tasering a black man in the head.
The 29-year-old – knocked out by Floyd Mayweather earlier this month – said: "I feel like a woman at the minute. I can’t stop crying. All that is missing is a pair of t*ts. I feel like my world has come to an end. It is going to take a while for me to get my head round it. Ultimately the biggest fight of my life was the biggest disappointment of my life."
Calm down dear, it's only a pointless and barbaric sport! Just marry a footballer and go on 'Celebrity Big Brother' to be racist at someone, that'll make you feel better.
Several papers are showing 'concern' over Chastity Bono's weight. They express this by printing pictures as she makes the cardinal mistake of appearing in public being larger than Posh Spice.
Meanwhile, no-one mentions the police tasering a black man in the head.
Labels: fatism, newspapers, police, sport
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A Royal Military Police Major from West Sussex is spearheading a scheme to teach cricket to children in Iraq. Oh man, we've got to stop teaching people who hate us how to play cricket. We taught the Australians, we taught the Indians, now they kick our arse on a regular basis. Should the US and UK plan on leaving any Iraqis alive we don't need them turning up in thirty years time to humiliate us at our national sport too. Mind you, if we were going to have a regular tournament with them it would be in extremely bad taste to call it 'The Ashes'.
