Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A Royal Military Police Major from West Sussex is spearheading a scheme to teach cricket to children in Iraq. Oh man, we've got to stop teaching people who hate us how to play cricket. We taught the Australians, we taught the Indians, now they kick our arse on a regular basis. Should the US and UK plan on leaving any Iraqis alive we don't need them turning up in thirty years time to humiliate us at our national sport too. Mind you, if we were going to have a regular tournament with them it would be in extremely bad taste to call it 'The Ashes'.