Wednesday, April 04, 2007

This is my Toblerone, this is my body...

An art gallery is going to show a statue of a crucified Jesus Christ over Easter and predictably, because they've gone two thousand years without a sense of proportion so why change now, some Catholics are upset. Yep, it's worse than The Passion of the Christ , it's worse than The Life of Brian , it's even worse than the systematic sodomizing and then covering-up of said activity of children, it's the most evilest thing ever because the statue is made of chocolate.

However, if it's not Lindt or Green and Blacks chocolate then the Catholics might have a point.

It would make mass more fun though, especially if they substitute the wine for that stuff from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that makes you fly around the room until you belch it out.

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