Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Because his bomb didn't explode one of the failed London would-be bombers is actually a hero! Fuck, I'm nearly thirty-one and have never exploded in a public place. Where's my Nobel peace prize?
Labels: bombs, stupidity, The War Against Terror
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Fingers are being pointed at 'militant motorists' after a series of parcel-bombs have been sent to various car related places over the last few days. Why them and not gung-ho greens I don't know. John Reid has urged calm and for people not to take part in ill-conceived speculation, presumably because the terrorists in this case aren't thought to be Muslim, in which case it would have been okay.
I presume the police will be scouring the newspaper columns, books and TV appearances of Jeremy Clarkson to see if he's been urging his followers to jihad against the infidels that say that driving at over a hundred miles an hour on the motorway and contributing to the destruction of the environment are not noble past-times.
I presume the police will be scouring the newspaper columns, books and TV appearances of Jeremy Clarkson to see if he's been urging his followers to jihad against the infidels that say that driving at over a hundred miles an hour on the motorway and contributing to the destruction of the environment are not noble past-times.
Labels: bombs, cars, terrorism
