Saturday, June 23, 2007

Madeleine McCann's parents may release charity single. Oh fuck off . Elsewhere though, it is gratifying to see that an increasingly large number of people are getting involved in increasingly surreal Maddy-related activities that are arse-all to do with finding the poor girl. In Afghanistan, campaigners will fly 50 kites emblazoned with pictures of the missing four-year-old, a report on the FindMadeleine website said. And in California, 50 white doves will be released.

Jesus, things must be bad if you've got people in Afghanistan sorry for you. Presumably next up will be Osama Bin Ladin releasing a video message asking anyone who knows anything about what happened to Madeleine to get in touch with her godless infidel parents. But there's adverts in cinemas now, voiced by Judge Judy Dench, asking for people with information to get in touch. Might I suggest that the McCann's see if they can get a part in the next series of C.S.I. Miami because Horatio Caine is ace at finding kiddies.



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