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And this goes for all you other charities too. I will donate to you as and when I see fit. However, if you keep sending me letters and, ooh, phone calls now, to try and get me to set up standing orders to donate to you then I will make it my personal mission to shit on the head of every African AIDS baby. Seriously. I'm currently suffering from A Lack of Proper Perspective so I suggest you leave me the fuck alone.

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