Saturday, April 07, 2007

... And so on the 23rd of April, 2015, all scientists from around the globe assembled in Geneva for the "For Fucks Sake!" conference, where it was agreed that they would no longer waste their time trying to persuade religious Fundamentalists to see their point of view when they could be spending time inventing Personal Rocket Packs or Flying Cars or other things for the betterment of mankind. This led to several useful doctrines, MacReady and Klivert's "Says You!" (2015), Glanster's "Your God's got a fat arse!" (2016) and Yadave's "You're going home in the back of an ambulance and receiving treatment all made possible due to the wonders of science without which you would have died in a gutter after receiving a sound thrashing from my mighty fists of justice" (2018) for which Yadave won a Nobel prize and a month in Belmarsh.

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