Wednesday, August 02, 2006

It would seem that Father Christmas has written a book declaring Shrubya to be the son of God.

Hatemail received by the creator of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I find your site degrading and offensive. God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies [sic] you promote on your site. For instance, why would a perfect, infanate [sic] being have to rest for three days after creation? The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante [sic] being.

PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn't even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!? It sounds like you were bored and asked "why don't pirates exist anymore? and why doesn't heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?" Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn't mean you made a religion.

I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell's book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass.

[via BoingBoing]


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