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Good news for citizens of The Rest of the World, God's official spokesman in the United States, Pat Robertson has warned his countrymen that God is so pissed off with what they are up to that he's actually going to attack their country with tsunamis and storms, rather than pussying out and showing His displeasure with America by killing Indians.

Mind you, predicting that the U.S. will be attacked by storms? I mean, that's obviously crazy talk. Hmmm, I wonder how New Orleans is doing these days...