Monday, May 01, 2006


Until further notice, be advised that I am your God. I have L33T pschyick powers with which to punish the heretics. I can turn your urine to battery acid and your snot into Nerds. I can perforate your eardrums and make your spleen do the explodey. Do nothing to anger Me. I am a merciful God, but Strictly Dance Fever is just taking the piss. I will be back momentarily with Commandments, then I will challenge Jehova and Allah to a fight in the Asda carpark.

No, I have not eaten too much chocolate again. Why would you say such a thing?


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