Sunday, April 30, 2006

You're Just Not Trying

Andy McCarthy links Iran's nuclear program that hasn't produced any nukes yet with the excitement over America's border: Can the United States afford to take any action against Iran if our southern border is not secure? Which, as fear-mongering goes, is pretty pathetic. So here's my attempt to try and put into one sentence all the things American Conservatives hate:

Look out! Pregnant cloned Iranian lesbian suicide-bombers could smuggle nukes into America through Mexico!

Did I miss anything out?


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