Thursday, March 30, 2006
A former chef who cooks chips and omelettes in his sleep has spoken of his desperation to find a cure before he sets his house on fire.
Surely the obvious solution is to move into a branch of McDonalds so it wouldn't matter if he did? Or, alternatively, not have any eggs or chips in the house, or is this too logical?
Surely the obvious solution is to move into a branch of McDonalds so it wouldn't matter if he did? Or, alternatively, not have any eggs or chips in the house, or is this too logical?
