Thursday, March 30, 2006

A former chef who cooks chips and omelettes in his sleep has spoken of his desperation to find a cure before he sets his house on fire.

Surely the obvious solution is to move into a branch of McDonalds so it wouldn't matter if he did? Or, alternatively, not have any eggs or chips in the house, or is this too logical?


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