Blah Blah Flowers

I saw this at work yesterday. I carefully checked the case but it doesn't seem that when you open it to take the CD out a gas cannister sprays you with a chemical to make you sterile, as I might have hoped. So, when you buy this you get all the hits, Axel F, Don't You Want Me, Theme From Dallas... For those fortunate enough not have heard the Crazy Frog, the deaf mainly, the way it works is that you get a bad electro-version of whatever tune it is, then over the top you get someone on helium making motorbike noises, it's basically kareoke for people who can't be arsed to read the words. Still, the only thing worse than Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits is Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits [New Version] where they add a few more defiled tunes and give you a screensaver too.

Away from the cuting edge in new music, digital telly gives you a choice of viewing on Thursday nights, you can either watch The Daily Show on More4 at 8:30 pm, or you can wait until 10:30 and watch The Late Edition with Marcus Brigstocke on BBC4, basically the same program and the same format, just with a British accent. If you've watched both this week then you will have also seen the same joke, on the riots in France both showed 'French TV news coverage', ie: black and white, moody, jazz music in the background, a French voice solemnly intoning about lost love and regret. Maybe next week The Late Edition can do 'Back in Black' or 'The Week in God', I like those bits.