Blah Blah Flowers

"Excuse me. I know that, as a librarian, I have to make sure I don't confuse you members of the public with jargon and specialist terminology that you don't understand, but if you're having difficulty dealing with the idea that I cannot give you your free hour on the computer because we're closing in twenty minutes that I would urge you to get sterilised for the future good of humanity."

... Was what I should have just said.