Thursday, September 01, 2005

A spokesman for known terrorist Jehova claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina as part of Jehova's continuing campaign of violence and intimidation of teh gays. A spokesman for the White House refused to confirm whether the Silver City is now considered part of the Axis of Evil. Jehova has been responsible for many acts of terror against various groups that he has disliked over eternity, however the UN Security Council received great criticism when it refused to act over His flooding the planet and killing everything (except for the quick actions of wine enthusiast and committed family man Noah who somehow managed to fit two of every animal onto an ark that wasn't big enough to hold even one hippo) thanks to a veto by France. Almost simultaneously committing another attack ,or 'Act' as they are known, under his alias of 'Allah' we have to ask, will no-one stand up to this evildoer?

And of course there's the whole Black People 'Loot', White People 'Find' thing.

It's a ghastly mess out there and the news doesn't give much hope for things getting better until they've gotten worse, but might I suggest to the town planners that if they decide to rebuild they consider putting New Orleans on stilts?

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