Friday, August 12, 2005

How to tell if your male children are Teh Gay:

1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.

Isn't this normal for lads?

2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.

Yes, a desire not to get my arm broken on the rugby pitch was what started me on my sordid path to bisexuality...

3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.

Oh dear... You don't think he's confusing-

4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.

Oh dear oh dear... He is confusing, isn't he? See question 7.

5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”

So hang on. One of the signs your kid is gay is that other kids call them a 'faggot'? I hate to point this out but shouting something doesn't make it so, otherwise Tony Tony Tony! would have been Out Out Out! of office several years ago.

6. A tendency to walk, talk, dress and even “think” effeminately.

'think'?!

7. A repeatedly stated desire to be — or insistence that he is — a girl.

Nonono, you see, what you have there is a transsexual. But don't worry, you can still cause them psychological trauma and beat them up for being sissies.

'What Do We Know About Homosexuality' is less funny however.

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