Sunday, July 17, 2005
Do you feel torn? Do you feel as though you're a cannibal trapped inside a vegetarians body? Then you need Hufu, the Healthy Human Flesh Alternative! Apparently it tastes like beef, not chicken.
How do you know Hufu tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of Hufu are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.
Uh-huh, how do you know? Have you found any cannibals to try it?
Where did you get the name Hufu?
The original concept name was "hofu," a combination of human and tofu. However, one of our business associates was describing the product with a friend on a Eurostar train going from London to Paris. Milla Jovovich, the actress and super-model, overheard the conversation and intrigued, turned around to join in the conversation, and commented, "Hofu" sounds like [the male organ] -- you should call it "hufu." We thought her insight was highly original and insightful, and we thought Hufu definitely had a better ring to it.
Is there any chance that this is all the result of one of those drunken pub conversations that are all about "Dude, and then we saw that chick from Fifth Element!"?
[via Memepool]
How do you know Hufu tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of Hufu are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.
Uh-huh, how do you know? Have you found any cannibals to try it?
Where did you get the name Hufu?
The original concept name was "hofu," a combination of human and tofu. However, one of our business associates was describing the product with a friend on a Eurostar train going from London to Paris. Milla Jovovich, the actress and super-model, overheard the conversation and intrigued, turned around to join in the conversation, and commented, "Hofu" sounds like [the male organ] -- you should call it "hufu." We thought her insight was highly original and insightful, and we thought Hufu definitely had a better ring to it.
Is there any chance that this is all the result of one of those drunken pub conversations that are all about "Dude, and then we saw that chick from Fifth Element!"?
[via Memepool]
