Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Actor Russell Crowe has revealed he was told he was being targeted by suspected al-Qaeda terrorists who wanted to kidnap him ahead of the 2001 Oscars.

Insert obligatory 'it just goes to show no-one is TOTALLY evil' joke here.

Results of that wiretapped conversation in full.
IRA: Just say the word, we'll shoot the bastards.
McCartney Family: No thanks.
IRA: Well, how about we kneecap them?
McCartney Family: No, we want them to be tried in court. We want justice.
IRA: Justice? Sorry, I don't understand that word. Here's my final offer, we give them two dead legs and a Chinese burn, alright?

Old Doctor Who fan in unsurprising 'it was so much better when [insert name of one of the previous actors] was the Doctor' comment.


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