Monday, June 07, 2004
"Hi there. I'm former President Ronald Reagan and I'm dead now. But if I weren't, and wasn't suffering from Alzheimers, you could be sure I'd be voting for George W. Bush, after all we both share the same middle initial, and we both tell the world we defeated a major evil!"
President Bush could not confirm his new campaign strategy was to spend the next few months making all public appearances in front of a large poster of Ronald Reagan or that Colin Powell would be replaced by 'L'il Ronnie', a hand-puppet operated and voiced by Bush.
President Bush could not confirm his new campaign strategy was to spend the next few months making all public appearances in front of a large poster of Ronald Reagan or that Colin Powell would be replaced by 'L'il Ronnie', a hand-puppet operated and voiced by Bush.
