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The Diana Memorial Fountain, to go alongside the roads, statues, playgrounds, sports centres, condoms and seatbelts dedicated to her, is ready to open. I have nothing against it, apart from the name. It's a shame that such a nice attraction will be forever sullied by being connected to a stupid pop tart. And what connection has she got to water? If you want a fitting memorial to her, why not name a landmine after her? If you got too close there was a loud bang, you got hit by shrapnel and your life was ruined. Much more appropriate.

(However, the website for the exhibit is much like her. It's only concerned with the press and has no information for the common people.)