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So let's see. I've had my clothes line break. My washing machine leak. My central heating pack in. A floppy disk get stuck in my computer. My computer mysteriously stop autoplaying CDs. Two chairs break. A phone stop working. A mobile phone stop working. A toilet seat break. My digital camera won't connect to my computer for a month. A tape get jammed in my video. My kitchen taps washers go. My vacuum cleaner goes doolally for a day. My discman headphones stop working. My NTL box stop working twice and once needed to be replaced and has now gone up the spout again some time yesterday. All this happened in or around my flat.

Know any good exorcists?