Friday, February 13, 2004
Some Friday fun... The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army. Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do...
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires - therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.
194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
195. Shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires - therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.
194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
195. Shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
