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Sudden Thought: So Christians claim that sex for any other purpose than a man and woman in wedlock having a baby is wrong. But, horny teenagers and abstinence. Christians aren't stupid. Well, there's a certain cunning involved anyway. Abstinence tends not to work more often than it works, so the guilt that the mother gets during the pregnancy for having succumbed to her natural instincts encourages her to push her children towards Christianity after they're born. When Christians promote abstinence, they're not doing it to lower the birthrate or because God frowns on the getting off of rocks. Abstinence isn't what pleases God, it's the Christian way to ensure there're more Christians in the world!

And the Stating the Bleeding Obvious Award goes to...