Sunday, December 21, 2003
Just returned from seeing Eddie Izzard's new show Sexie in Wembley. Absolutely wonderful. While comedy might have changed while he's been off trying to be a movie star he's still the best there is at what he does. Jokes about the fake breasts he's wearing as part of his costume, the siege of Troy and Odyseus, flies, cro-magnon man, horses and much more besides.
And here's a tip. If you face the prospect of being put right at the back of a large venue, get a disabled relative or mate to come with you. If you don't have a disabled relative or friend, find someone close to you and cripple them. If you take them along to the venue and appeal to the box office manager then she might be able to put you in the disabled area which is right near the front at the side of the stage. Thank God Dad didn't listen to me when I talked about how we probably didn't need to take Mum's wheelchair.
And here's a tip. If you face the prospect of being put right at the back of a large venue, get a disabled relative or mate to come with you. If you don't have a disabled relative or friend, find someone close to you and cripple them. If you take them along to the venue and appeal to the box office manager then she might be able to put you in the disabled area which is right near the front at the side of the stage. Thank God Dad didn't listen to me when I talked about how we probably didn't need to take Mum's wheelchair.
