Saturday, October 25, 2003
Must not get pissed off at Julie Burchill... Must not get pissed off at Julie Burchill...
Don't expect to have a clear run at public washrooms, either. In pubs and clubs, chances are that mob-handed trannies will have colonised the Ladies and are likely to claim compensation for hurt feelings if some helpful landlord tries to give his female customers a little privacy or priority.
Lesbianism used to be the one place a girl could get a little me-time, but these days men are having male-to-female sex changes so they can get in on the Sapphic act, too. And those who aren't actually having the snip are filling their boots with lesbian porn and party tricks, as snogging one's best mate becomes an accepted part of heterosexual foreplay.
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAARGHHH! FLOWERS SMASH!
(Still, nice dissing of the ex in there...)
Don't expect to have a clear run at public washrooms, either. In pubs and clubs, chances are that mob-handed trannies will have colonised the Ladies and are likely to claim compensation for hurt feelings if some helpful landlord tries to give his female customers a little privacy or priority.
Lesbianism used to be the one place a girl could get a little me-time, but these days men are having male-to-female sex changes so they can get in on the Sapphic act, too. And those who aren't actually having the snip are filling their boots with lesbian porn and party tricks, as snogging one's best mate becomes an accepted part of heterosexual foreplay.
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAARGHHH! FLOWERS SMASH!
(Still, nice dissing of the ex in there...)
