Friday, October 31, 2003
If there's one thing more annoying than lipstick lesbianism for the titillation of straight men it's lipstick 'look but dont touch' lesbianism. I saw the video for Britney's new song Me Against the Music, which I assumed was some sort of 'Britney indicted for crimes against humanity' thing, while getting ready for work this morning. Presumerably following up Madonna giving her and Christina what for at the MTV music awards Britney decides to chase after her Madgeness for a bit more, only as this is Britney we're talking about, she seems to think sex is a non-contact sport that involves throwing yourself all over the place if you try to come in contact with your intended. Madge, seemingly content to be Diana to Britney's Nan spends most of her time shoving her groin in men's faces while waiting for Brit to get herself so worked up and excited that she might actually do something for once. But no joy. If you want anything from that baby Madge you're going to have to do it yourself...
