Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Conspiracy theorists have got a fillup from Paul Burrell, bodyguard and Princess Diana's 'rock' has released a letter in which she claimed that someone was out to kill her. Predictably this is somehow news. Let's review: Diana, not entirely sane, under immense pressure thanks to a lot of people who think her marriage to some bloke called Charles was in some way important, and with a bunch in in-laws who didn't like her. Paul Burrell: Claimed he would never reveal what Diana confided in him. Claimed that the Queen had warned him that 'dark forces were at work'.
So a hothouse flower, not easily dealing with her fairy princess lifestyle and not the brightest pea in the pod thought she was in danger. Millions of people each week think they're going to win the National Lottery but we don't tend to send them to a psychiatrist when they don't. But conspiracy theorists can add this to their exhaustive and dull websites on how Diana was obviously sacrificed at a site that had been a sacrificial temple to her namesake thousands of years ago as part of a ritual to bind humanity's soul to the dark blah blah fishcakes...
So a hothouse flower, not easily dealing with her fairy princess lifestyle and not the brightest pea in the pod thought she was in danger. Millions of people each week think they're going to win the National Lottery but we don't tend to send them to a psychiatrist when they don't. But conspiracy theorists can add this to their exhaustive and dull websites on how Diana was obviously sacrificed at a site that had been a sacrificial temple to her namesake thousands of years ago as part of a ritual to bind humanity's soul to the dark blah blah fishcakes...
