Wednesday, October 22, 2003
And what's this? Now India and Pakistan might be improving their relationship. Typically in Northern Ireland the Unionists have thrown a spanner in the works. The only way I can see to resolve the issue is to get both sides in a room, lock the door and then throw in a couple of stereotype Irish mothers to slap them around until they agree. Mum's, they don't take nonsense from anyone.
"Gerry Adams, you come here right now and tell them how many weapons you got rid of! Don't give me that 'it's embaressing' rubbish you little smarterse, unless you want to see how embaressing it is for me to tan your backside in front of the world's media!"
"David Trimble, you stop your sulking you wee basterd! Now you've heard how many guns Gerry's got rid of you shake his hand and say sorry. And mean it! Ah stop your whining or I'll give you something to cry about!"
Aah, is there any problem in the world that can't be dealt with by fierce stereotype mothers?
"Gerry Adams, you come here right now and tell them how many weapons you got rid of! Don't give me that 'it's embaressing' rubbish you little smarterse, unless you want to see how embaressing it is for me to tan your backside in front of the world's media!"
"David Trimble, you stop your sulking you wee basterd! Now you've heard how many guns Gerry's got rid of you shake his hand and say sorry. And mean it! Ah stop your whining or I'll give you something to cry about!"
Aah, is there any problem in the world that can't be dealt with by fierce stereotype mothers?
