Monday, August 25, 2003
A WARNING TO HOUSEWIVES (and househusbands and houserelatives of all kinds): You know those yellow dusters you buy in petrol stations and from door-to-door tat sellers because you don't feel you can turn them away even though they're not selling anything you really want? That yellow runs you know. I do now. So, just use them to dust and then throw them away and wait for a fresh supply from your door-to-door purveyor of crap. Meanwhile, I'm wondering why we can send a man to the moon and can give a music career to Craig David yet there appears to be no liquid you can put in your wash to negate the effects of running colours?
