Friday, August 15, 2003
The Sun brings us terrifying news of a hideous bunny-human hybrid. The Sun helpfully illustrates it with a picture of what a 'Bugs Bunny human' might look like before going on to explain that if the experiment had been completely different (as it was the purpose was not to create a hybrid life-form of rabbits and humans) and if what we currently understand as the biological laws governing how foetuses develop were completely different (at the moment it's difficult enough to stop a cloned embryo aborting, let alone a mix of two species) then we could have had a half-human, half-rabbit baby!
I know that The Sun staff writers are confused, but tests have proved that Garry Bushell and Richard Littlejohn were both lower members of the ape family, not human/dog hybrids.
I know that The Sun staff writers are confused, but tests have proved that Garry Bushell and Richard Littlejohn were both lower members of the ape family, not human/dog hybrids.
