Blah Blah Flowers

Well, we're at the end of the Parliamentary term, so into the newspaper 'silly season', I must admit it would be nice to have a break from the 'dodgy dossier' and 'Bush/Blair lying' stories, as in the former it seems a concerted effort is being made by 'shadowy forces' at Number 10 to destroy the journalist at the centre by any means necessary rather than letting the story die. Blair meanwhile is becomming insufferable, "Look, even if we are wrong then I'm sure that history will forgive us for killing lots of Iraqi's to try and get someone who pose no verifiable threat to his neighbours and- whoops, wrong script there, Saddam, more evil than Hitler and Stalin, he was the serpent that tempted Eve, it was our duty to invade the country, all the dead Iraqis actually asked us to kill him, you should have seen them, tear to my eye, "Please Mister American, shoot me in the head as it will save our country from Saddam", marvelous stuff, I'm goiong to be out of a job soon so if any of you wants someone to clean their shoes, see you in Tehran next year?"

Think happy thoughts...