Wednesday, July 30, 2003
National Secular Society drops legal challenge against BBC not allowing Atheists to deliver Thought for the Day.
Gleefull Doctor Rowan Bigbeardy, Archbishop-in-Chief of the Church of England says "We thought we were stuffed when our members voted to exclude anyone that was non-white, gay or a woman from coming within a mile of our churches, but I'm sure that the news that godless atheists who are all vegetarian communists (just like Hitler don't you know?) have failed to overturn a three-minute slot on a program that no-one really listens to anyway will have people flocking back to the pews. Except for those black gay women obviously."
Richard Dawkin's wife said he wasn't available for comment as she'd had to lock him in the special padded room they'd had installed for whenever he hears the 'R' word. Jehova's press secretary, the Metatron, said that he was delighted and had released an official statement: "Booyaa! Who's your Daddy? Swivel on that Voltaire!"
Gleefull Doctor Rowan Bigbeardy, Archbishop-in-Chief of the Church of England says "We thought we were stuffed when our members voted to exclude anyone that was non-white, gay or a woman from coming within a mile of our churches, but I'm sure that the news that godless atheists who are all vegetarian communists (just like Hitler don't you know?) have failed to overturn a three-minute slot on a program that no-one really listens to anyway will have people flocking back to the pews. Except for those black gay women obviously."
Richard Dawkin's wife said he wasn't available for comment as she'd had to lock him in the special padded room they'd had installed for whenever he hears the 'R' word. Jehova's press secretary, the Metatron, said that he was delighted and had released an official statement: "Booyaa! Who's your Daddy? Swivel on that Voltaire!"
