Friday, July 11, 2003
"Gomez, this is Miss Jellinsky."
"What a ladykiller!"
"Acquited!"
"These Addams men, where do you find them?"
"It has to be damp."
"Children, this is Miss Jellinsky. What do you say?"
"Be afraid, be very afraid."
"Some day you'll meet someone special. Someone who won't press charges."
"Wednesday's at that special age when she's got only one thing on her mind."
"Boys?"
"Homicide."
It's Addams Family Values on Sky One tonight, one of the few better-than-the-first movies ever. I consider it my mission to develop the world's first time machine, so I can go back in time and kill Raul Julia after he did this film, so that this rather than Street Fighter was his last film. Can any true fan offer more?
"What a ladykiller!"
"Acquited!"
"These Addams men, where do you find them?"
"It has to be damp."
"Children, this is Miss Jellinsky. What do you say?"
"Be afraid, be very afraid."
"Some day you'll meet someone special. Someone who won't press charges."
"Wednesday's at that special age when she's got only one thing on her mind."
"Boys?"
"Homicide."
It's Addams Family Values on Sky One tonight, one of the few better-than-the-first movies ever. I consider it my mission to develop the world's first time machine, so I can go back in time and kill Raul Julia after he did this film, so that this rather than Street Fighter was his last film. Can any true fan offer more?
