Monday, June 16, 2003
The Times would have us believe that police will run internet after terrorist attack. Of course, all the Times journalists still write with quill pens and then hand them on to people who type them up neatly and put them on the Interweb, Times journalists are all back in the 19th century somewhere and wondering why no-one is coming up from downstairs when they pull the bell cords. Alternatively, if this is true then when the UK is attacked then the British police are going to take over The Onion and The Rapture Index. The British Empire will rise again! Woot!
