Monday, June 09, 2003
All the unrest in Iraq? Relax, it's not the civilians, it's followers of Saddam Hussein following his secret plan. All the true Iraqis love the allies and want them to stay there forever. Just ask any of them! Go on! Find an Iraqi, make sure he's on the 'safe list' of people it's okay to talk to on TV and ask him. He'll tell you all the real Iraqis want occupation by a foreign force, be told what government they are allowed to have and have their oil taken.
