Thursday, May 22, 2003
Watched Con Air this afternoon. What a load of crap that was! Probably the second-worst thing Nic Cage has been in (after Windtalkers, in which they killed many innocent miners opening deeper seams of absolute crap than have previously been mined) but Malkovitch had some good lines, there were a completely superfluous transvestite who seemed to have NO REASON TO BE IN THE FILM and looked like he just turned up at the set one day and was mistaken for an actor and, of course, John Cusack and Chief O'Brien. "Finally, a part where I get to drive a car and swear a lot!" He may well have said.
