Monday, May 26, 2003
Forget The Matrix. It's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade on telly tonight. A mighty film. Sean Connery sleeping with women forty years younger than him (well, you would, wouldn't you?) ridiculous traps, cartoon cutout Nazis (including Mr Bronson as Hitler) and John Rhys-Davies as Sallah. And River Phoenix... Mmmm, River Phoenix... Just please don't make a fourth film.
"We called the dog Indiana!"
"We called the dog Indiana!"